Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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