is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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