Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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