I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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