Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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