idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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