Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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