Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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