it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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