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I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today

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(831): View more from California

just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf

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(631): View more from New York

i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.

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(607): View more from New York

Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.

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