Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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