after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
