i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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