Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
