she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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