Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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