WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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