i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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