I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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