I feel great
I just peed on a car
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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