Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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