There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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