I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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