She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize