I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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