it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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