You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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