just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
