that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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