Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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