Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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