Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My vagina just clenched in fear
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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