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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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