Do you still have your period?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
