She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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