Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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