Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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