people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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