i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Your dad touched me again.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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