So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
