May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
you never un-have a 4some
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