i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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