You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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