Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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