i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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