Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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