My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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