I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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