ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize