He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
