Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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