VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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