so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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