The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She bit a glass in half.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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