I hope mine doesn't look like that
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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