It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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