he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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