it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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